{"title":"Garden Mixtape Collection","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"405\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eRetro Garden Magnets \u0026amp; Stickers for the Mixtape Generation\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"407\" data-end=\"429\"\u003eCue the rewind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"376\" data-end=\"432\"\u003eThis collection is pure 80s energy — but make it garden.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"736\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"467\"\u003eGarden Mixtape Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e is for the Gen X kids who made mixtapes, drank from the hose, and stayed outside until the streetlights flickered on. It’s radish gardeners in Walkman headphones. Tomato characters with attitude. Garden puns with a wink. Dirt, sunshine, and just enough mild rebellion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"744\"\u003eThink:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCassette tapes labeled \u003cem data-start=\"770\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eGarden Jams Vol. 1\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"738\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOveralls with a Walkman clipped to the pocket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"888\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBackyard playlists and sun-warmed produce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"891\" data-end=\"947\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSaturday mornings, skinned knees, and zero supervision \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"949\" data-end=\"1158\"\u003eThese retro-inspired garden magnets and stickers blend 80s nostalgia with plant-loving personality — perfect for fridges, lockers, tool sheds, potting benches, or anywhere that needs a little analog-era charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1160\" data-end=\"1184\"\u003eThey make fun gifts for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1187\" data-end=\"1204\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGen X gardeners\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e80s kids who still hum mixtapes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlant lovers with a sense of humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1282\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who believes dirt and music fix most things\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003eBecause growing things and growing up in the 80s had something in common — you figured it out as you went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1444\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eStick one somewhere visible. Let it spark a memory.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"tomato-magnet","title":"Tomato Gardner - Raised on Hose Water Magnet  | Garden Therapy™ Series","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"234\"\u003eIf you know… you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"429\"\u003eThis retro-inspired magnet celebrates a childhood fueled by backyard gardens, sun-warmed tomatoes, and unapologetic sips from the hose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"431\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eFeaturing an adorable tomato gardener surrounded by fresh-picked produce and a coiled green hose, this design is sweet, nostalgic, and rooted in simpler times.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"712\"\u003eFor anyone who grew up outside until the streetlights came on — and knew exactly what a garden-fresh tomato tasted like.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePart of the Retro \u0026amp; Rooted™ Garden Therapy™ Series, a collection of Gen-X inspired garden characters raised on mixtapes and grounded in the quiet therapy of tending something real. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"632\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"620\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e• Approx. 2.12\" × 3\"\u003cbr\u003e• Durable, flexible vinyl magnet\u003cbr\u003e• Matte finish with vibrant, weather-resistant print\u003cbr\u003e• Strong hold on any magnetic surface\u003cbr\u003e• Original Retro \u0026amp; Rooted™ artwork \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eStick it on your fridge. 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