{"product_id":"garlic-magnet-protecting-my-peace-copy","title":"Cucumber Magnet — “Just… chill.” 🥒","description":"\u003cp\u003eDon’t be a pickle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOr do.\u003cbr\u003eJust… don’t make it my problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis retro-inspired pickle magnet brings a low-key, unimpressed energy to your fridge, toolbox, or workspace. He’s not here to motivate you. He’s not here to judge you. He’s just… here. Holding a shovel. Existing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Garden Therapy™ Series, this character leans into that familiar Gen-X mindset—quietly skeptical, slightly over it, and absolutely not volunteering for anything extra.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePERFECT FOR:\u003cbr\u003e• Gardeners with a dry sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• Gen-X nostalgia lovers\u003cbr\u003e• People who are… not getting involved\u003cbr\u003e• Funny fridge decor\u003cbr\u003e• Small, unique gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Size: approximately 2.59 x 3 inches\u003cbr\u003e• Durable die-cut magnet\u003cbr\u003e• Strong magnetic backing\u003cbr\u003e• Holds a note, photo, or single sheet of paper\u003cbr\u003e• Matte finish\u003cbr\u003e• Designed by Retro \u0026amp; Rooted™\u003cbr\u003e• Ships from Missouri, USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach magnet is packaged with care and ready to brighten up your fridge, tool box, or garden shed. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Shipping\u003cbr\u003eYour magnet will arrive:\u003cbr\u003e• packaged in a protective sleeve \u003cbr\u003e• shipped safely in a rigid mailer\u003cbr\u003eOrders ship from Missouri via USPS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePart of the Garden Therapy™ Series\u003cbr\u003eCollect the other vegetables in the series including:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Mushroom — “It is what it is.”\u003cbr\u003e• Broccoli — “Digging for motivation.”\u003cbr\u003e• Potato — “Still here.”\u003cbr\u003e• Carrot — “Still trying.”\u003cbr\u003e• Celery — “This is as social as I get.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes… the garden gets it.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eRetro \u0026amp; Rooted™ creates nostalgic garden goods inspired by Gen-X humor, gardening culture, and retro mixtape energy.\u003cbr\u003ePart of the Retro \u0026amp; Rooted™ Garden Therapy Collection.\u003cbr\u003eCollect your favorite gardening moods.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retro \u0026 Rooted","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53206863905086,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0975\/6226\/3870\/files\/CucumberWhite.jpg?v=1774058750","url":"https:\/\/retroandrooted.com\/products\/garlic-magnet-protecting-my-peace-copy","provider":"Retro \u0026 Rooted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}