I Garden Because Murder Is Illegal Magnet | Garden Therapy™ Series

Therapy is expensive. Soil is cheaper.

This retro-inspired magnet features a slightly mischievous cabbage gardener surrounded by her harvest — carrots, potatoes, radishes… and just enough dramatic flair to make the joke land.

It's cheeky. It's dirt-forward. It's for the gardeners who prefer compost over conflict and fresh air over felony charges.

Part of the Retro & Rooted™ Garden Therapy™ Series, a collection of Gen-X inspired garden characters raised on mixtapes and grounded in the quiet therapy of tending something real.

Stick it on your fridge, potting shed, tool chest, or anywhere that appreciates dark humor with a side of heirloom carrots.

Details:

• Approx. 2.55" × 3"
• Durable, flexible vinyl magnet
• Matte finish with vibrant, weather-resistant print
• Strong hold on any magnetic surface
• Original Retro & Rooted™ artwork

Raised on mixtapes. Rooted in dirt.