I Garden Because Murder Is Illegal Magnet

Therapy is expensive. Soil is cheaper.

This retro-inspired magnet features a slightly mischievous cabbage gardener surrounded by her harvest — carrots, potatoes, radishes… and just enough dramatic flair to make the joke land.

It's cheeky. It's dirt-forward. It's for the gardeners who prefer compost over conflict and fresh air over felony charges.

Stick it on your fridge, potting shed, tool chest, or anywhere that appreciates dark humor with a side of heirloom carrots.

Dimensions: 2.55" x 3"