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I Garden Because Murder Is Illegal Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

I Garden Because Murder Is Illegal Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Dark humor. Soft soil.

This retro-inspired graphic tee is for gardeners who prefer pulling weeds over pulling punches. Featuring an original purple cabbage character surrounded by freshly “harvested” veggies and vintage-style typography, this design blends playful edge with classic garden charm.

It’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to anyone who finds peace in the dirt — and stress relief in the garden beds.

With bold, colorful illustration and vintage-inspired details, this shirt pairs just as easily with denim and boots as it does with a tote full of heirloom tomatoes.

Original artwork by Rooted & Retro™.

Because sometimes the healthiest outlet is a shovel and good soil.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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